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Ableman, Adam Player Profile: Adam A-bomb Ableman is known around the league as the one good looking guy on the Hens. Adam wants to assure all Hens fans that when its terribly immobile middle infield fails to get the jump he'll be there. Also a reminder to all, when you have that important client luncheon or that mid-day operations meeting and you also have breath that can knock a buzzard off of a shitwagon, why not chew cool refreshing Excel gum from Wrigleys, available at most local groceterias. |
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Adams, Pat Player Profile: This guy may have 99 problems but a pitch ain't one. When questioned about his off-season regiment and possible steroid use Pat simply remarks "you've seen my guns...you do the math. When not spending time honing his bow fighting and computer hacking skills Patrick devotes himself to breeding Champion Ligers, pretty much the best animal ever. |
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Blaney, Mike Player Profile: Before ever dawning a Mudhens jersey it is quite apparent that this man now holds the Mudhens benchpress record previously held by Mahoney Bruer the day Houghton fell on him in warm-ups. A big bat and a soft glove will help the Mudhens this season. |
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Burnside, Brennan Player Profile: |
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Clements, Craig Player Profile: Craig Clements not only brought 50% of the Hens defense up the middle last season he also brought 100% of its accurate throws to first. Don’t let the calm exterior fool you as underneath beats the heart of a pissed off Kling-on. Craig would like to remind all of you to be mindful of the heatlamps, he’s seen them dry out perfectly good roast beef. |
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Collett, Ken Player Profile: Kenny “Lights Out” Collett, what more needs to be said. MVP on the mound, deadly at the plate. Kenny is proud to proclaim that he has never ONCE been thrown out at third trying to stretch a double into a triple….cuz that’d be dumb. He also wants the youngsters to remember that “if at first you don’t succeed, you probably suck”. |
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Conroy, Matt Player Profile: Haling from Mile 40 Saskatchewan a young Matt Conroy dreamt of one day playing high caliber baseball with an elite group of athletes. That dream was shattered as he signed with the Mud Hens to round out the 2009 squad. A smooth swinging lefty with great range and a good arm Matt will fit in just fine with the rest of IF as the Hens look to improve their D this coming season. |
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Cummins, Colin Player Profile: |
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Elliott, Will Player Profile: When Will Elliot first arrived on this planet he was unaware the impact he’d have. Will is known to be the most considerate pitcher on the Hens, not wanting to burden the catchers with the responsibility of calling pitches by throwing whatever pitch he wants whenever he wants. Will was a tremendous asset to the Hen’s in 2008 and as long as he stays in contact with ground control there is no reason why that cannot be repeated in 2009. |
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Everts, Brenner Player Profile: |
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Ferguson, Brian Player Profile: Known simply around the league as “Fergie” this versatile player brings a tremendous bat and a powerful arm to every game, that’s right he’s Selwyn Everts personal driver. Enthusiastic and a team leader Brian can always be found giggling with a bag of Doritos about 20 minutes after each game. Also for you kids out there Brian would like to remind you that ' Nature Valley' offers several different flavours of nutritious and delicious bars for your snacking pleasure. |
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Fisher, Rob Player Profile: When not driving around with his left turn signal on Fish can be found grooming the infield at Mcreaney park with the slowest tractor in baseball. All kidding aside this man knows everything there is to know about baseball as he learned it firsthand from childhood friend Abner Doubleday. The Hens are lucky to have this veteran, having gone through two world wars and a depression Fish can show the Hens a thing or two about toughness. |
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Mahoney-Bruer, Dennis Player Profile: Known to have them in different area codes this man has reached second base more than any other man in the BVB, and that’s before game time. He has also managed to turn the patented TJ Hooker hood-slide into a pop-up slide on dirt better than anyone could imagine. Dennis offers this as advice to the youngsters…giggity-giggitty. |
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McKay, Jason Player Profile: Jason McKay can be heard at most parks in Burlington whether he's playing there or not, this prototypical catcher sure can be a real prick, but that's ok because he's incredibly handsome and knows his way around a dance floor. Known for his open contempt for jamtart middle infielders McKay can also be found supplementing his income by posing as a pre-steroid Mark McGuire look alike without the talent. He is however a bulletproof Tiger. |
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Pepi, Steve Player Profile: Not since the New York Yankees traded Jack Elliot to the Nagoya Chunichi Dragons in 1992's runaway hit movie 'Mr. Baseball' has there been as much excitement over the arrival of a new first basemen. Steve Pepi will bring a great bat and a strong arm to the Hens, welcome aboard. |
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Pepper, Wilson Player Profile: Wilson has joined our team in high spirits and enthusiasm. With the passion of baseball at such a young age, we hope to have "Pepper" part of the future Hens…way down the road. |
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Pokoradi, Dan Player Profile: Not since Morris Buttermaker convinced Kelly Leak to get off the dirt bike and play CF for the Bears has there been a better team builder. When not donating his internal organs Poky is the mastermind behind the entire team. Poky gives his heart and soul to this team and every player fortunate enough to play for him knows it. A first class organization from top to bottom was his vision, a team that can compete in the upper echelons of the league his aim, and a league Championship his goal. |
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Stephens, Joe Player Profile: |
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Thomson, Paul Player Profile: Proving that rust never settles on an active arm Paul “Tremclad” Thomson is the MudHen's number one hurler. When not painting his barn or having a catch with his boy, Paul can be seen mowing down batters game in and game out throughout the greater Burlington area. Paul would also like to remind everybody that all 9 seasons of Matlock are now available on DVD. |
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